My wife was reading in bed beside me last night when she started giggling and then asked if she could read me something from her October Cosmo magazine. It was from the “Confessions” section, where men admit their misdeeds for the reading pleasure of the magazine’s fans:
I had to make my first presentation at work and was really nervous, but it was going surprisingly well. I had brought in my personal laptop to do the presentation because I had everything saved on that computer. I got through all my PowerPoint slides and just had to show a YouTube video to finish. When I typed in the link for the video demonstration, everyone started laughing. I looked up at the screen to find that I’d accidentally clicked on a YouPorn link I had saved in my browser instead of YouTube — in front of all my co-workers!
Interesting divergence of perceptions at this point.
“That’s why you do a dry-run of your presentation.”, I stated.
“That’s why you don’t keep porn on your laptop.”, she replied.
Both valid points, methinks.
